Knock-knock jokes

I was going to make this a Tales from Unemployment, but i thought the title would make the punchline too obvious.

There's a reason they're green

Somewhat juvenile, but at this point i'm just glad i'm getting coherent punchlines at all.

Turtles do not make the best engineers

in the park

I'm still not proud of these yet. Haven't quite knocked all the rust off of my comedic tool set. I had the punchline for this one floating around in my head all day after seeing that sign. I knew i wanted a guy taking his elephant to the park to poop, but... i dunno. I feel like i got there, in the end, but i didn't necessarily take the best path.

I guess i'm just in an elephant-ey mood lately.

cop out

Sorry guys, real comics coming. Got several of them sketched out on little note cards. But deng, my whole body feels wobbly right now.

Ivory

This is the most far-side-ey comic i've come up with in a while.

Wondercon

Not even a little bit of an exaggeration.